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Monday, September 22, 2003

já... nýtt og betra blogg sagði hann... Quenar ? Qvar ? Quernig ? Bang Gang, h8 stuff. ÁFRAM VALDI !!! TÖFF STUFF. ...en ég, já... eða svona allt að því, um helgina, verð að vitna í Mugatu: "Hansson, he is so hot right now."

HOWEVER !!!

Here's a true "in the butt" story that I had the good fortune to be a part of. I don't have any documented proof to offer, but I'm sure the they still have the log entries at the RAF Mildenhall Fire Department.

Way back in 1989 I was active duty Air Force working in the alarm room at RAF Mildenhall Fire Dept. Late one night I got a call from a distressed woman claiming that three "mates" had assaulted her husband. I rang out the rescue truck to respond to the housing area for a man who had been beat up by three men. Later, I discovered that the woman meant sexually assaulted.

Upon investigation, the rescue unit found that the man had a carrot stuck inside his butt. And upon even further investigation, the rescue unit discovered the woman was lying about the three men. The truth was that the couple had been drinking and decided to fool around with a carrot and it got lost inside the man's rectum.


OG JUSTIN KOMINN MEÐ NÝTT LAG, LOVE DON´T LOVE ME
OG BEYONCÉ KOMIN MEÐ NÝTT LAG, KEEP GIVING YOUR LOVE TO ME
(bæði reyndar af BAD BOYS II soundtrack-inu)


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