Killer Robot.
An 81-year-old Australian man was attacked and shot dead by an elaborate Killer Robot last Wednesday. The Killer Robot, now in custody, planed the attack from the tubes of the Internets. It spent hours searching the Internets for a way to kill him and, by a reliable source, the Robot downloaded what it needed and then uploaded a complex software to itself that would remotely fire a gun. It installed the software and placed itself in its robotic-driveway about 7 a.m. and started its locomotion.
Notes recovered from the victims body explained that he was meeting a client from the Internets at that particular driveway. The plan worked until the Men at Work heard the gunshots and ran to investigate. The Robot was attached to a .22 semi-automatic pistol loaded with four bullets. It was able to fire multiple shots into the man's head after it activated its software.
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2 Comments:
i like how you guys make the world seam so beautiful today in all its fucked up-ness
11:26 PM
"Fancy Pants" has no link! :(
If anyone can post one I'd be much obliged.
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