'Eg er svarti sauðurinn.

'Eg hef verið að læra mikið um femínisma undanfarið.

Fyrir tveimur mínútum var ég að klára að lesa 50 bls. grein eftir Helgu Kress.

Oral Sex:

1. If you wish to speak while fellating me, you MUST raise your free hand and wait to be called upon. Failure to do so may result in a series of cock slaps to the face, lips and/or tongue. Extreme cases may require extreme disciplinary action and result in extra gagging and/or anal sex and/or repeated fellatio.

2. If you freak out as soon as I pinch your nostrils together and start pushing my huge cock down your windpipe, I will just do it longer. Don't bother with struggling. Who's the stronger one here? Better yet, who's on their knees? I thought so. Now open up.

3. DO NOT try to make a 4 minute blowjob seem like it was an hour long. I'm not stupid, and I am timing it.

4. If your teeth start getting in the way....I WILL just grab your ponytail/hair and make you gag. It has guaranteed results, and it doesn't hurt me in the least. Do yourself a favor and don't deprive yourself of air you could have been breathing. If your jaw is tired, boo hoo. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Try a muscle relaxer next time. If you start to cry it will only turn me on.

5. Swallow. I have better stuff to do than have a spare Styrofoam cup in my room because you are not woman enough. Its got as much protein as a porterhouse steak, without the cholesterol. I'm doing YOU a favor. Ungrateful bitch.

6. I KNOW you didn't want me to cum in your mouth/on your face. That's sort of why I did it...

If for some reason you stop sucking without permission, bad things will happen. I really don't care if one corner of the bedspread came loose, I don't care if you think you heard the phone ring, I don´t care if you "just can´t do any more," and now is REALLY not the time to complain about some random bad experience you had at work today. Just suck, and I just might listen to your useless whining and banter afterwards. Then again, I probably won´t.