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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

WEARING A HAT IS NOT ALWAYS THE RIGHT ANSWER.



It is quite obvious.

Somebody, or more specifically, our own government tried to cover up a huge mistake with a single hat. They believed that matters would be safer and not brought to the attention of the public if a hat was worn properly. But we do remind you, hats can sometimes turn against you when they are not worn at the right occasions or not worn correctly, as in this case. As we have demonstrated hats are only meant for dancing, otherwise they are completly useless or a threat to society. Our government assigned this specific hat to a twisted individual so he could continue to help people finding their right path at the expense of tax payers. Unfortunately, the individual took full advantage of the hat, used it numerously WITHOUT dancing and then violated it in a BDSM style.

Here below this individual is enjoying the flashlights from the paparazzies while the mis-treated hat is hanging in the back!


As we all know the hat turned against his former owner and went for vengence. Now this individual will probably be accused of fraud and sexual hatharrasment.

  • CURSES! - Tearing Me Apart (thoughts from a violated hat)
  • HOWEVER, there are some points you are not supposed to enter with a hat.


    This pleasent robot put safety first while dancing, unlike his uncles here on the right side of the page.

    7 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Fyndið? Mjög fyndið. Þú mátt eiga það.

    Misnotkunin hjá Gummó hlýtur svo að teljast verri, fer yfir öll mörk, sökum þess hve hatturinn hans er stór. Því stærri því betri? Maður spyr sig.

    "Hann er svolítið stór núna..." (vísun).

    10:36 AM

     
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Það mætti leiða líka að því að röng hlutföll hefðu slæmar afleiðingar, en jafnast þetta ekki alltaf út, sbr. NaraB?

    1:32 PM

     
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    "líkur", ekki líka.

    1:36 PM

     
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Ég heiti Gauti Rafn Vilbergsson og þetta er mitt komment um þessa færslu.

    8:35 PM

     
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    var að laga curses linkin, nú! er hægt að hægri smella og! sækja sér lagið.

    2:49 PM

     
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    curses virkar ekki!!!!!

    1:02 AM

     
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Takk fyrir ahugaverd blog

    4:24 PM

     

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